Legal Mumbo Jumbo 

All articles, pictures, graphics, text, banners, buttons, sounds, code, java-scripts, backgrounds, icons, and everything else on this site has been downloaded, linked to, removed from, copied from, with and without permission of the owners from other websites, news paper articles, TV, radio, books and magazines.  If you find something that has a copyright on this site, we now acknowledge it.  If you find something objectionable on this site, please report it here!  This site is intended to be humorous.  We collect information on everyone that visits.  We sell the information, check your records at the IRS, FBI and local, state and federal law enforcement agencies.  You came here voluntarily, you may leave through the same door you entered.  This website and server conforms to contemporary community standards. You find the reasonable citizens and let's have lunch! Since we own this site, we can pretty much do and say what we want.  We really don't care what you have to say!  I'm tired of typing now..... maybe I can come up with more legal mumbo jumbo later.  I think you get the message!