Top Ten Reasons I Don't Want To Drive Car 54
1. Rocks get stuck in the treads which makes for a bumpy ride.
2. The car is dusty.
3. The radio stations aren't programmed to my favorite channels.
4. Smells like cigarette smoke.
5. It's blue.
6. I have to adjust the mirrors.
7. The interior has human body fluids on the dash.
8. Butt crack sweat.
9. It has White Castle onions and boxes in it.
10. Because the "Big Giant Head" told me to drive it.
- The Stalking Moon
