Top Ten Reasons To Be A Detective

1.  Work Monday thru Friday.

2.  You can disappear on pager.

3.  Hardest decision is where to eat lunch. 

4.  Only work a half day on payday.

5.  Get needed time to work on golf game.

6.  Get to watch Jerry Springer every day.

7.  You can sit there all day and they think you are working.

9.  Don't mind being called a lump of coal.

10. You get to play on the internet all day.

                                                                          - The Stalking Moon

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